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Stop Demotivational Poster


STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...


TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm
Did you do the photoshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got sexy
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got sexy
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


CHRISTOPHER LEE -


TAGS: christopher lee
Rating: 4.48/5

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Cannabal - June 2, 2013, 2:55 pm
Norris huh?


SLOW DOWN - You move too fast


TAGS: stop and smell the roses
Rating: 4.44/5

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Krissie - September 21, 2012, 8:36 pm
VERY COOL. Music is an escape for me-all kinds. I was a clarinet nerd :D ...Dropped a few $'s down in my time for people playing their instruments-they're really appreciative.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm
Amazing...Noting more to say.
FatherTyme - December 27, 2010, 3:45 pm
No words to describe it. Poetry! So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
TheWiceMan - January 4, 2010, 5:24 pm
Really great piece of work, 5/5 I think it can be summarised in "What you see is what you're looking for"
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm
They say music is best understood by children and animals
Treehodger - January 2, 2010, 3:35 am
$3.5 Million eh? That is some expensive firewood! (Kidding. I love the Violin and that type of music.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:42 am
You're british, aren't you? The british always are able to destroy humor with logic... missing the very nature of exaggeration.
Marvin Wankerstein - January 2, 2010, 2:33 am
Another possible conclusion that can be reached from this experiment is that the concept of beauty is not a universal one and its perception can vary from person to person.
elf25s - January 1, 2010, 1:48 pm
true whenwever i am in NYC i am in bit of a hurry to actuly stop and listen or watch any performances in subway tunnels. we should really slow down and enjoy life a bit, or read a book instead...
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 4:06 pm
Thats touching do you write poetry silcas? J/k
silcas - December 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
Amazing what we miss throughout our lives, by hurrying. Makes me wonder if we really have it that great in this new age of technology. Just think when was the last time you sat and watched a sunset?
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:59 am
An alternative take on "Context is everything"
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 9:32 pm
gotta make the morning last
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:55 pm
I was going to read this whole thing, but I don't have time, things to do, busy busy busy! J/K, 5 slightly less expesive violins.
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:35 pm
I miss everything...but I'm oblivious, and dumb as toast to boot...
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:24 pm

Airman - I enjoy your posters. This one really hits home....I plan on taking this advise.


LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.




CHAMPAGNE - You know, it's not 'sham-pag-na' unless it's from the province of 'sham-pag-na' I learned that at bartending school


TAGS: christopher walken is awesome
Rating: 3.27/5

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440wakeup - August 16, 2010, 8:25 pm
The continental..


DESPICABLE HELLHOLE - The sun is shining, birds fly, the air is clear, everything is beautiful here and you are welcome forever, but there's no bacon. Welcome to hell.


TAGS: baconless hell meadow dystopia
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Current Resident - February 6, 2010, 8:04 pm
Bummer. no bacon...5L
Bartimaeus - December 24, 2009, 12:16 pm
Motifaker Hell!!!
omnia - November 17, 2009, 4:56 pm
i agree it's hell: it's missing the 4 B's: beer,bacon,babes and battles(medieval)
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
soul-rapingly so.
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
*chilling
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:27 pm
Beautifully chilly. 5. The Horror. The Horror ....
The Immortal - November 16, 2009, 6:34 pm
Ok. That got me to laugh. And thats not a easy feat to accomplish. 5L
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 8:47 am
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 6:10 am
And I thought my "Limbo" poster was dark. THIS is dark. 5.


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD... - PLEASE STOP THAT SHIT!


TAGS: for the love of god please stop that shit
Rating: 2/5

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Hendo - March 13, 2009, 12:24 am
Er...they're on Channel Seven.
Doc - February 14, 2009, 7:04 am
Channel Nine. Dumbed down beyond redemption.


I GOT A FEVER - What's the cure!


TAGS: cowbell christopher walken snl
Rating: 2.67/5

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spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:40 pm
Speaking of missing motifakers, where is MrRandom?


STOP TRYING - To fit in when you were born to stand out .


TAGS: stop trying to fit in
Rating: 4.86/5

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NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:18 pm
There's no trouble to being different... so long as you "think" is in-sync with others of what's acceptable.
Sho - May 16, 2012, 5:30 pm
That'5 exactly what they all told me
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:32 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:32 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:31 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:31 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:34 am
Crap! Sorry about the repeats! No idea what went wrong
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:33 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:32 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:32 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L


LAZY -


TAGS: lazy doorstopper package funny stupid
Rating: 4.06/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:07 am
Epic win or fail is irrelevant. Seeing this boggled my brain in a way it has never been boggled before.
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:25 pm
Good point, you should upload pic to Epic fail and/or stupid humans
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:12 pm
is thi5 considered an epic fail, or epic win? WE MUST FIND OUT!!!


I AM SO ASHAMED - I stopped believing, Journey is going to be so pissed ...




The Truth -


TAGS: truth hate society orwell dystopia
Rating: 4.86/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:48 pm
And the truth--in your eyes--being....
Silverheart - January 26, 2016, 12:53 pm

*gasp* I'm offended by this. Show some sen5itivity!


VIOLENCE -


TAGS: that ll stop it
Rating: 4.31/5

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C'pn Kangaroo - December 31, 2009, 1:33 pm
Hiroshima and Nagasaki know exactly what you're talking about.
phydeaux - December 31, 2009, 1:17 pm
Wow...I should drink more coffee before I post...PURE dangit..
phydeaux - December 31, 2009, 1:16 pm
Puer violence has solved more issues than anything else in history. Ask the Tsar's, the dodo and Hitler if you doubt...5L again for the Airman!
Bovee - December 31, 2009, 12:32 pm
I will drop 5 lions on this one.


EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A VAMPIRE - He's a fairy.


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.65/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:45 am
1L


COPS AND DONUTS -




HELL NO - I don't sparkle in sunlight!


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.88/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:46 am
Meh a bit better. Dont continue on the vampire theme tho.


WE THE PEOPLE - MUST STOP SOPA




OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GUITAR/AMP BUYING DISORDER - STOP ME BEFORE I EBAY AGAIN!!!!!




ANIME HOSTAGE -


TAGS: omochao killed more to follow stop posting anime it sucks and so does your mom
Rating: 4.07/5

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Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:16 pm
ROR! 5L


PERSEVERANCE -


TAGS: set a speed record for dogs before he stopped too
Rating: 3.93/5

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spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:56 pm
Heh, Frisbees...flying saucers been there done that.
culos - February 20, 2010, 1:50 pm
Yeah but as a Space dog you must have a lot of affinity with this canine suicide attepmt
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:44 pm
I 5'd it.
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 1:42 pm
Sigh. Terribly out of the loop. Sorry.
aerofiend - February 20, 2010, 10:16 am
Pics been used but a damn fine rendition on your part, five flying poodles for you sir.


PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!


TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

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LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
So many great fucking games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm
really mods? reallylllylyy?


STOP SOPA - STOP INTERNET CENSORSHIP




COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...?


TAGS: okay boys and girls this is a one shot deal this is how i dressed up for the last comicon now please stop asking
Rating: 3.62/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 12:01 am
Bump
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 2:34 pm
LOL!! @ comments
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:30 pm
Wow, proves Naru isnt a nerd i guess.
TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:29 pm
More importantly who is the chick with the great big Take Fits? Is it magic saline that protects against spells?
Zed - December 9, 2009, 9:27 pm
Dre, you are indeed correct, that's *looks up reference* Firiona Vi, a demigoddess who's perview has to do with magic, I think. She appears in most of the Evercrack, er, Everquest artwork.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:10 pm
And isnt this Everquest, not a mage from Warcraft?
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:09 pm
Wow Naru, you look different in this picture
Sean - October 28, 2009, 2:02 pm
No I'n not. But yes I do. Tootles.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 11:00 pm
Are you saying you're going as a geriatric version of me in that same outfit? Hope you've got the legs for it. ;)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:42 pm
(This is actually just a little foreshadowing to my upcoming Halloween contribution.)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:41 pm
Yeah. Welcome to MY world. But trust me on this, it gets old fast.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 4:39 pm
I just picked what I thought was a generic mage costume, but I guess I became a goddess. Go figure.
_Ally - October 27, 2009, 4:23 pm
Ok I'm gunna geek it up...Thats Faydwer (sp) from EverQuest. Well thats what shes supposed to be. One of the dieties. *goes back to her geeking*
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:29 am
used to be a boy scout, NEVER saw that at a camporee!! all that and we share taste for women!!! We should grab a beer sometime
CANADA - October 6, 2009, 2:33 pm
well this gets a 5!
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 5:08 am
I was dressed (if you can call it that) as a human mage from World of Warcraft. The girls who went as elves, however... Well, let's just say it looked like a Boy Scout Jamboree, there were so many tents being pitched.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 10:52 am
Yea, they tend to cause divorces.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:49 am
Perhaps I'll pass on said gatherings.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:48 am
Noted. Thanks, Jmac. Still... I don't know what sort of character she's supposed to be, but wow.
Jmac0585 - October 5, 2009, 10:18 am
AG- they don't all look like that.
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:14 am
Stunning.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:51 am
I had never heard of cosplay before this site. I don't do online gaming, nor any of those conventions. I've been wrong.


Christopher Walken -




STOP DROP AND ROLL - Really doesn't work in hell




SHOUTING - The next best thing to being right




VOMIT - Even when you eat lots of rice!


TAGS: kristopher
Rating: 1.91/5

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Morgan - February 9, 2009, 3:48 am
Go Schalke!!


... ... ... ... ... -


TAGS: cat think forget start stop
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 9, 2014, 8:52 pm
Good'n here


I TOLD YOU GUYS... -




I STOPPED FIGHTING - My inner demons, now we are on the same side


TAGS: stopped fightin inner demons
Rating: 4.76/5

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SemperFIrebomb - September 12, 2011, 6:25 am
Great! Now do me a favor and move your hands please...


CONTRACEPTION -


TAGS: women never stop complaining
Rating: 4.26/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 8, 2012, 2:27 pm
P.s. not saying it is not funny.... it is merely TOO funny for words
M0rd3kaI - February 8, 2012, 2:25 pm
:O oh my....... first line I thought it was another funny Motifake..... oh damn how wrong was I. TheTrashHeap.... you are a legend in my books after I read this 5L's!
palmat - January 19, 2010, 5:08 am
5 lols. i mean lions >.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2010, 1:10 am
That's Trash for ya! 5L
Bartimaeus - January 19, 2010, 1:07 am
Evil, mean, and downright hilarious. Sir, I solute you! 5L


HEY BABY, - Waiting for the bu.....


TAGS: fail owned bus bench stop
Rating: 2.86/5

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ThePirate - May 9, 2009, 12:22 am
LOL


IDENTIFICATION FAIL - you are not in india


TAGS: christopher columbus identification fail indians
Rating: 2.64/5

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Haarakkon - June 29, 2009, 11:49 am
That's what I'M sayin'
Roamer - June 29, 2009, 11:10 am
columbus is coincidentally the most decorated rapist and plunderer in all of history.. why? because he has a holiday... where the f*ck is Norse Viking Day huh?
ddh - June 29, 2009, 7:36 am
lol, right yes. Columbus thought he was in India, because he thought this is the way to china
Anonymous2 - June 1, 2009, 1:20 pm
They never thought they did. Columbus said they were "in Dios" meaning "of God" not "Indians"


BRANCHING OUT -




'REVERSE COWGIRL' - Ah.., my sweetheart.., 10/10 for effort.., But this is really not quite what I had in mind...


TAGS: horsey horsey don t you stop
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:48 pm

nice !!
culos - October 12, 2010, 8:59 am
Now if her twin sister would mount that saddle in the buff and I'd position myself somewhere behind the two of you I think we have found a way to correct this situation...


MOOSE - Nature's stop sign


TAGS: stop moose
Rating: 4.07/5

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HAMMERTIME -




SOTP SIGN - I don't gte it.




DEAR GOD! - Make her shut up!




STOP! - In the name of love ... Before you break my heart ... Think it over, think it over ...




WEST VIRGINIA CHUCH - Daily Message


TAGS: stop
Rating: 4.93/5

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crowe - November 3, 2012, 9:01 pm
Ok! Ok! ...This time it was US indians.
maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 6:00 pm
O.K I'll Stop Moa .


IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK - But I bet it made you stop and do a double take ...


TAGS: not what you think stop
Rating: 4.55/5

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Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:06 pm

IT'S A TRAP....oh wait.
lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 6:57 pm

It did! The front wheel on this bike looks a lot bigger than the back one, huh?


I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS - Your Mom stopped by for another tattoo


TAGS: mom stopped by for tattoo
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - June 9, 2011, 7:26 pm
Gawd love her, when her 60's rolled around she quit worrying what anyone else thought.


VAMPIRE SUNSCREEN -


TAGS: twilight joke ok i ll stop cubby
Rating: 4.36/5

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jibarocampesino - July 22, 2010, 11:17 am
BPtone with SPF 400
hootizz - July 18, 2010, 8:24 am
Yes..!! of course it is all OK to swim in the Gulf.., in fact it is unusually warm this year...


YOUR KID CRYING - The first time they do it, its a relief. Every time after its hell.


TAGS: stop
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - March 16, 2011, 8:35 pm
Beautiful.


SOLITUDE - I have come to realize that there is no such thing as Solitude. The laughing voice in my head follows me everywhere.




PENELOPE PITSTOP - snicker snicker snicker snicker




THE EAGLE - ...has landed




STOP - before the wire damage is irreparable.


TAGS: stop
Rating: 1.67/5

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socialmarauder - August 2, 2009, 12:37 am
omg powerglove!


SOBERING -


TAGS: stop drinking hic stop the world i wanna get off
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 29, 2011, 5:04 pm
Sunday Morning .


so,you want to kill a cop? -




RIGHT! -


TAGS: right stop that and now for something completely different pzy
Rating: 4.81/5

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Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:29 pm
Is the first picture from Fawlty Towers?
ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:39 am
Automatic approval rating of 5L
Airman - February 28, 2011, 12:30 pm
lol


OPPOSITES -




2 MUSTANGS - One Tool.


TAGS: and one angry headache make it stop
Rating: 4.38/5

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champ99 - March 10, 2011, 8:47 pm
The Mustang in the back ground is the best that ever was, foreground? Not so much. And yes, he looks like a tool. 4L's for the plane 1 for the tool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2010, 10:00 am
I see one mustang and one plastang.....Ford sucks!


I'M ALL FOR IT - But shouldn't we end Hunger, AIDS, and Poverty first?


TAGS: stop the madness now
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:46 am
Can't It's Not In The Plan!


STOLEN INNOCENCE - Daddy loved me too much. Mummy said he had to take a long vacation. But mummy's new boyfriend loves me an awful lot too.


TAGS: stop teasing
Rating: 4.33/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 7:50 pm
yeah, that was my 'paying my dues' era. See if you like my newer 'Back to Normalcy' stuff :)
themaddportagee - February 11, 2012, 7:35 pm
OMG. Dark on so many levels. VERY well played!!
BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 6:44 pm
I'll take that as a yes :)
Zetmonk - February 8, 2012, 5:36 am
Bear your ch...?!? Bloody hell lad! No self-respecting Monk would bear an alien's child. Not even for a planet of alcohol! Then again...
BeNiceToMe - February 7, 2012, 10:13 am
Monk I love you. I loved you from the very moment I saw you. Will you marry me and bear my child ? :)
Zetmonk - February 7, 2012, 5:26 am
Hectic BNTM... Glad I could be the one to put it to 10 votes.


EVOLUTIONARY DEFENSE - Being cute is bacon's way of surviving early on


TAGS: i dont think it will stop the dog
Rating: 3.87/5

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LogicDude - November 15, 2009, 10:54 am
That's either a "single serving size" or a "Bacon Happy Meal"!
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:08 am
In some countries, this here is a buffet.


YOU CAN STOP ALL THAT TALK - About "fixing" the dog! It ain't broke, don't go tryin to fix it!


TAGS: you can stop all that talk
Rating: 3.73/5

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Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:15 pm
Ohhh! Just LOVE the expression on his face:)


2 RULES FOR ULTIMATE SUCCESS IN LIFE -


TAGS: success christopher walken lessons from the master
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zed - January 2, 2010, 4:04 am
Eh, needs more cowbell.
Derek - January 1, 2010, 4:49 pm
Heheh, nice one


X-MAS WITH RANDOM -


TAGS: for the lurker that has everything i cant stop hearing walkens voice
Rating: 3.67/5

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MO - December 20, 2009, 12:49 am
Damn! I'm in a fantabulous mood , and as usual.....crickets...night fuckers!!! 13-1
MO - December 20, 2009, 12:40 am
But if you're ON the rum, you forget everything. And random? You're talking to my boy all wrong....
MrRandom - December 20, 2009, 12:36 am
Can't forget the rum. Never forget the rum.
Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 9:03 pm
Damn, Walken looks young in that pic. I think I've only seen him as like an old dude. He did black and white movies?


STOP - HAMMER TIME!!! deleted deleted




HAMMERTIME - A hammertime 4-way Is...is that possible?




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: it must be stopped
Rating: 3.46/5

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BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 6:21 am
Actually the nieces and nephews luv coming over to good old Uncle Bone's so they can go down in the basement and practice their safe cracking skills...that's 5 I've got my retirement covered Poodles
temp - October 24, 2009, 3:25 am
There's nothing innocent about toddlers knocking over a bank. The proof is in the poster. It's premeditation.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 8:19 pm
Ah, childhood innocence.


GAMESTOP - Raping The Gaming Community Since 2009




SPANISH BASTARD - I don't know what you just said but I'm pretty sure I'm insulted.


TAGS: signs stop language
Rating: 2.32/5

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Hawamleh - November 13, 2010, 5:47 pm
he got some b&jolnir...
agdaniele - November 13, 2010, 1:07 am
adios
Mindbleeder Vazquez - November 13, 2010, 12:53 am
Yankis are so insistent with their traffic rules that get contradicted. Aprendan castellano, vagos de mierda.
iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 18, 2009, 1:38 am
He is simply talking about the contradiction of the two signs and how we do it.
john doe - December 12, 2008, 12:28 am
i dunno wtf he said,but im pretty sure it has something to do wit the fact that it says "stop" yet another sign says "no stoping",just a guess.
Hurley - September 2, 2008, 9:31 pm
HOLY SHIT! Where is gas $1.46 a gallon?


RECIDIVISM -


TAGS: snowy cat just can t stop
Rating: 4.94/5

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Greeny - February 20, 2013, 9:43 pm
5pacedog thesaurus 101


JMPORTANT NOTICE -


TAGS: selfpity stops here humor
Rating: 4.94/5

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rerun - January 22, 2016, 8:18 pm

the number you have dialed...
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 11:19 am

Damn it! Typo in the title AND left a word out of the text. See if I let the dog submit for me every again!
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 8:34 am
Hah! Knew this was yours! You really should check out 1-800-922-9222


THIS IS WHY - Dogs run out into the road


TAGS: stop the torture
Rating: 4.77/5

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greenknight - March 24, 2011, 12:02 pm
where in the names of all the dark gods did someone find a Moncheechee costume for a dog?


MODESTY - You should learn something of this, stop watching porn




DISCRETION -




LIFE'S REWARDS -


TAGS: stop fapping and go find a real woman
Rating: 3.31/5

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spacedog - January 11, 2010, 7:52 pm
Great job Faceplant.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 5:31 pm

you can creat them anywhere you loke as long as they are in proper format
Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 5:20 pm
I still have no idea what Dr. R is/was talking about? I think i have made one or two here on the site that is it.
R.S.Jake - January 11, 2010, 5:18 pm
I don't remember where in the contract it says they had to be made here on Motifake. Damnit what did I sign!?!
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 4:58 pm
this was most likey "titled" at wigflip/ yes it was uploaded because it wasn't built at motifake
Dr. Rusak - January 11, 2010, 4:58 pm
ah forget about it
Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 4:57 pm
I have no effin idea wtf you r talking about DR, is anyone else not seeing all of this motifake?
Dr. Rusak - January 11, 2010, 4:54 pm
All I see is the title, usually there's the title, and the rest that follows. And how could you have made those effects to the word on motifake? I give it 5L for the idea, but i'm just saying it's been uploaded
Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 4:52 pm
What DR?
Dr. Rusak - January 11, 2010, 4:46 pm
really? Cause it looks like it's been uploaded
Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 4:45 pm
Thanks grey, it took me a while to put this one together. glad i didn't rush it.
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 4:41 pm
Well done face, well done. 5L


DAMMIT, SEAN!!! - How many times do I have to tell you? THERE'S NO CRYING IN HOCKEY! ~Moooooooooooooooo~


TAGS: stop crying like a goddamn newfie and man up already
Rating: 3.28/5

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DreMagnum - October 9, 2009, 1:25 am
good southpark episode
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2009, 12:24 am
I have never really understood this poster or the reasons behind it. But WTF 5.
Sean - September 11, 2009, 5:23 pm
Hilarious, even if it is soooo wrong. 5 weepy wions.


ORPHANS -


TAGS: dammit stop saying hello to my little friend
Rating: 3.06/5

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Sean - October 14, 2009, 12:05 am
I'd just like to go on record at this time as saying that I am not, per se, anti-orphan. But I do think that the Menendez brothers went a little too far. That's all. Please. No more hate mail.


IMODIUM AD -




THE CONTINENTAL - Say "hello" if you see him on aisle 4.


TAGS: christopher walken the continental saturday night live snl
Rating: 2.95/5

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Airman - May 12, 2010, 5:49 pm
bilge, Mooo+ was refering to Bones comment about Champipple.. that is the Sanford and Son ref
bilgebill - May 12, 2010, 5:16 pm
It's not a Snaford and Son reference. It is a reference to a skit from SNL.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 10, 2009, 12:42 am
I love me a good Sanford and son reference.
BoneCD - June 9, 2009, 2:50 pm
sham-piple (Ripple and 7up)
Anonymous2 - June 9, 2009, 1:22 pm
Sham-pagne, for when you can't afford the real stuff.


ROCK PAPER SCISSORS - Stop fighting please !




STOP!!! - HAMMERTIME!!!


TAGS: stop hammer time monster hunter
Rating: 1.45/5

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TheOne - November 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
Aren't two of those "hammers" "mases" and i think the one in the bottom right corner is a anchor o.o?


BABIES - Ruining that glorious streak with your wife, OH How It Will Be Missed.


TAGS: babies wife sex life stopped
Rating: 5/5

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Mirromere - December 13, 2010, 10:10 pm
A mere observation I'm sure.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 10:06 pm
Wow ceijai....your motherly instinct is showing.
Mirromere - December 13, 2010, 9:01 pm
Thanks. Hope I can keep making funny ones. Haha
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:59 pm

nicely re-worked dude.


BALLISTOPHOBIA -




DADDY? -


TAGS: stop the sammich thing already
Rating: 4.72/5

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LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:27 pm
bahahahhahaah


ESCAPE -


TAGS: please stop aniaml abuse cubby
Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:37 pm
LOL! Never too early!
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:36 pm
I guess it's still too early for there to be a re-incarnation of Gary Glitter, eh? Hey!
Reality Lord - July 25, 2010, 4:19 pm

lol....nice


NEGATIVES - They say two negatives don't make a positive. That's not true. "Don't Stop."




THE LOOK -


TAGS: stops me in my tracks too
Rating: 3.64/5

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faulty switch - September 20, 2009, 4:01 am
ahhhh the look. it drives me crazy!


R.I.P. - Farrah Fawcett June 25, 2009 The Day the Fapping Died


TAGS: farrah fawcett the day that even the most dedicated fappers stopped for a moment of silence
Rating: 3.2/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:45 pm
That was a crazy time of dead celebrities. Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Billy Mays, one after another, all in the same week, with David Carradine and Michael Jackson not too far off.
Mooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:45 am
Wow, Sean. You butchered Don almost as well as Madonna did.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:23 pm
Sean; To save the possible emails, which I hate, here is the link :-) http://www.flickr.com/photos/ftachaser357/sets/72157602561037327/
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:19 pm
Sean; As soon as I hit the submit button, I knew that I spelled Don's last name wrong. MY BAD. I also have NO bad photos about Charlie. I think he was like 15 or 16 when he was in the movie. He was really cool, for his age. NOW, Patrick was another story.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:18 pm
... and then we could blackmail the dude together. Hope that didn't sound too weird.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:17 pm
It might be easier to attach a couple of those pics to a PM and send them to me that way, if you don't mind. But thanks again for the offer.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:15 pm
That's neat, man. And I'm sure he'd now pay you not to tell. But not to be a Lyric Nazi or anything, but I was just quoting Don McLean.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:12 pm
Sean; Email me in private at: ftachaser357@yahoo.com and I will share with you the photos, from the movie set. :-)
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:10 pm
Sean; You said Charlie Sheen. You should my photos on Flickr, when I was the Military Tech Advisor to the movie Red Dawn. Ohhhhh, the stories I can tell :-)
Sean - June 25, 2009, 7:24 pm
... and the three men I admired the most, Hugh Hefner, Charlie Sheen, and Ron Jeremy, caught the last train for the coast ... the day the fappage ... died. And we were singin' bye bye Farrah ... Buh-Bye ... *sigh*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 6:59 pm
Gotta love Don McLain and American Pie. PIE? Did someone just say PIE?
Sean - June 25, 2009, 6:40 pm
... and I knew that if I had my chance, I could make that little monkey dance ... and maybe I'd be happy for a while ... but Ms. February make me quiver, with every stroke that I delivered ... bad news on the doorstep ... I couldn't take one more step ...
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:49 pm
*bows down before the one true goddess*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 2:35 pm
Stopping in mid-stroke and bowing my head for a moment of silence.


HEADGAMES -


TAGS: admin is evil and must be stopped or slowed down some
Rating: 2.95/5

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MercAlert - March 17, 2012, 7:44 pm
This seems very close to being a tunnel.
Sean - April 8, 2009, 3:38 pm
How 'bout when I raise THIS finger ... or *drops trou-* do THIS as if to say "HELLO!" Eh? Eh?
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 2:59 pm
Hey - that's funny when you make that face....no, not that one, nooooo....noooo.....THAT ONE! That is TOO funny!
Sean - April 8, 2009, 2:16 pm
*gasp!*
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 2:13 pm
No. I saw it happen on your PC the other night too. You had already gone to bed so no one was using it; just wanted to check my email before I installed the cameras for the Admin.
Sean - April 8, 2009, 2:02 pm
I can't be the only one this happens to. Can I?


HOLY CRAP! - Gas under two dollars?!?!?


TAGS: gas stop go
Rating: 2.8/5

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STOP CYBER BULLING! - Its made people kill them selves.


TAGS: stop it
Rating: 2.71/5

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BRITNEY -


TAGS: maybe next stop we ll try a wax
Rating: 2.5/5

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The Angry Reverend - June 26, 2009, 12:30 pm
More like the International Harvester Easy Ride model.
BoneCD - June 9, 2009, 3:01 pm
is that a Berma Shave mower I see there


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -




WHEN YOU SEE IT -


TAGS: stop
Rating: 1.8/5

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MY BOTTOM - Stop looking at it.


TAGS: juice bottom stop looking
Rating: 1.71/5

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AtomicPineapple - June 29, 2009, 9:43 am
Not only is the previous comment funnier than your motifake, so is the carton.
Sean - August 21, 2008, 11:52 pm
Impressive. Not only can you read, you can type (or have someone else type) what you read (or what they have just read to you).


Family outings -




Temptation -


TAGS: robert frost stopping woods evening
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - August 26, 2013, 9:10 pm
Thanks for the feedback draythomp, even though he dismissed my interpretation I always wondered. Apparently I was the only one in the class who read it the way I did so I kind of took his word that I was wrong. Maybe I should trust my intuition more :)
draythomp - August 26, 2013, 2:56 pm
Your teacher was simply wrong; this poem is about the temptation of death in opposition to the journey of life. Well titled poster.
chickenlittle - August 25, 2013, 9:46 pm
When I read this poem in college, I thought he stopped there in the woods because he was contemplating suicide (lovely, dark woods), but realized he couldn't because he had obligations to loved ones before he could "sleep" (die). Teacher said no.


WHEN A BOTTLE WILL NOT DO -


TAGS: ufo disclosure calendar airman pitstop
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:49 pm
just amsome...
maoworks2 - February 29, 2012, 12:48 pm
Take A Deep Breath.


Whoop whoop -




DOG BREEDING -




GREYBEARD QUEST -


TAGS: rick m0rd greybeard buststop perseverance
Rating: 4.63/5

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Greeny - December 5, 2015, 5:33 pm
avatars come & go, or is it jizz & split... anywho - hi ricky
Rick69 - April 6, 2012, 4:27 pm
Ha ha ha! Oh man, my first ever one of these posters... Many thank5 Greeny! (Hm, I seem to be playing the smart one here... YES, SUCCESS!) =D
ughomer - April 5, 2012, 9:25 pm
LMAO
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:27 pm
HEY! I didn't realise until I was outside! by then I couldn't just rip off the pants in the middle of public! I was late and wanted to get to the office...


SATELITE TV -


TAGS: stop complaining sat tv dish walk
Rating: 4.62/5

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agdaniele - February 9, 2011, 6:28 pm
Slight thrust-to-weight miscalculation on the abduction attempt.


OFFICE MORALE -




MR. REEVES -


TAGS: wheel transplant for christopher reeves
Rating: 4.27/5

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pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 7:08 pm
This is my re-imagine attempt. the original is here - 100419


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